Kid gets an iPod box of rocks

See here. So, apparently, a mother bought two iPods from two different Target stores in the Fort Worth area, and both boxes had rocks in place of the iPod.  Target, in keeping with most retailers whose sales and margins are sucking wind, refused to give a refund. Both times. I am sure the the birthday girl was thrilled to toss aside the iPod for Target store credit, and loaded up Mossimo warmups, Calphalon pans, and the planet’s crappiest selection of CDs and DVDs. Nice.

Disclosure: As of publication I am long AAPL. I am not a professional, but I am trying this at home. It is highly recommended that you consult a licensed financial advisor or broker before making any and all investment decisions.