Paul Anka Smells Like Teen Spirit… And Man Does It Stink

This is the most disgusting thing I have ever seen… and what happens when the label owns the masters and the rights to a song.

And what is it with these old guys tanning themselves bright orange? Wayne Newton, Angelo Mozilo, and now Paul Anka. He looks like a pork rind… and I am guessing this is a good day. On a bad day, I thinking the look is more akin to Leatherface from the Texas Chainsaw Massacre or one of those mountain creatures from the first Star Wars.

Sinatra never tanned. And up until the point he was in a wheelchair and drooling on himself, he could have had any woman in the world. These guys… whew. Scary.

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