Guess How Many Five Year Olds I Could Take In A Fight?
According to this thorough but somewhat non-scientific calculation, I could take 34. Personally, with the pressure on, and real motivation, like, say, a dollar per kid, I think I could easily clear 50. Or, if they were particularly mouthy, obnoxious five year olds, perhaps as many as 60. Remember the scene in the second Matrix movie when Neo is fighting the Smiths on the playground, and he takes one and throws him into the crowd, knocking the other Smiths down like so many bowling pins? Oh yeah, that would totally be me.
Go here and take the test. Let me know how you do.
